Monthly Archives: February 2014


He: “Where are you from?” Me:  “Atlanta.” He: “No! What? Really?” Wild-eyed, as if I’d said “I hail from the ex-planet Pluto, may it revolve in peace.” The transplant, from any point on Google Earth, inevitably replies: “An Atlanta native? … Continue reading

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A Letter to Lumosity from the 2.2 percentile

Dear Lumosity, I rank in the whopping 2.2 percentile on your Brain Performance Index, indicating that my intelligence mimics an average flatworm. Dejected by this, doubting myself,  I was moved to pen this strongly worded letter. Lumosity is entirely too … Continue reading

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